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C’è un sito molto divertente che contiene una lista di leggende sul mitico eroe di Walker Texas Ranger: Chuck Norris. Riporto le migliori leggende qui sotto, se volete leggere le altre, il sito ufficiale è: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

• Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a staring contest.
• Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
• Chuck Norris doesnt own a watch. He decides what time it is.
• When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up. He pushes the world down.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, now there just call the Islands.
• And thus God said: Let there be light! Chuck Norris replied Say ‘please’!
• God wanted 10 days to creat the earth. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
• Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in 3 moves.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, your life may be in danger.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris wasn’t born. He punched his way out of his mother’s womb.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
• Chuck Norris can speak Braille.